Frickin 40: Funny Stories About Middle-Age, by Benjamin J. Gohs
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Frickin 40 began as the project of a 39-year-old hypochondriac hoping to assuage the impending doom of his 40th birthday. What resulted was a bizarre manifesto of cowardice and regret … and hippos and farts and yoga and oatmeal and a man named “Kumquat Ferrari.” From Frickin 40 ~Epilogue Shmepilogue~ “Some say Ben left this world drunk and confused. Others say he was just drunk. Either way, he was completely naked, if you don’t count the boots, scarf, and aviator goggles.” ~My Future~ “I know you’re all feeling scared right now at the prospect of facing robotic bears and giant radioactive bees. It’s OK. I’ve soiled myself at least three times already this morning, and not just because all we have to eat is that rotten moss stew.” ~The Menopause~ “There’s already one whiny, weepy, depressed, balding person with sagging boobs in this house ... I don’t need any competition.” ~Insomnia~ “You’ll probably get really angry and think, ‘Man, I wish this guy was dead.’ And then, while you’re pouring coffee and slicing pie, you’d be like, ‘Oh yeah, the poison!’” ~Meaning Of Life~ “She nodded while I spoke. I was so eloquent, you should have seen me. And then I farted, long and loud.”
Frickin 40: Funny Stories About Middle-Age, by Benjamin J. Gohs- Amazon Sales Rank: #1396201 in Books
- Published on: 2015-06-09
- Original language: English
- Number of items: 1
- Dimensions: 8.00" h x .48" w x 5.25" l, .49 pounds
- Binding: Paperback
- 192 pages
About the Author Before being stricken with middle age, Benjamin J. Gohs worked in dozens of fields, starting with his first job as lead tormentor to his five brothers and sister. Before becoming a member of the lame-stream, drive-by, liberal-conservative evil media in 2003, Gohs worked as a dog training attack dummy, dog poop picker-upper, landscaper, babysitter, house painter, cook, blackjack dealer, roulette mucker, truck driver, welder, mechanic, tow truck driver, waiter, vacuum cleaner salesman, telemarketer, car salesman and stay-at-home (unemployed) dad. Despite being devastated that his first poem did not win a school-wide competition in 1985, Gohs continued to jot stories, ideas and rhymes while being an avid reader of Science Fiction, comics, mysteries and horror stories ... and drawing waaaaay too many pictures of naked women with snakes. A lifelong scribbler, Gohs quit the cooking business in 2003 to become a professional writer. When he realized his chances of earning a living as a poet were somewhere between "Ha!" and "Go kill yourself!" he took up news writing under a kilt-wearing, scotch-swilling Mexican gentleman with medically serious flatulence. An award-winning humorist and journalist, Ben is editor of the Boyne City Gazette Newspaper and author of several humor books including "I'm So Great & Other Delusions" and "And Eventually ... Death." Benjamin and his very patient wife live in Northern Michigan with their three spoiled dogs and two children.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Frickin funny By kent If you're creeping up on "Over the hill" or even if you have tumbled halfway down the other side of the hill, this book is a must have. Explore the dark and often hysterical terrain of middle age with your trusty guide, Steve the Hippo at your side. Gohs finds the funny side of graying hair and sagging flesh and dishes it up nonstop throughout his newest book.
0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Unfortunate Waste of Time By Caitlin Let me preface this by stating that although I am not within Mr. Gohs’s targeted demographic, I usually enjoy cringe humor.I generally regard all books as sacred, but this was the first book I’ve had in my possession that I honestly wanted to pour cherry whiskey on it, and set it on fire.Speaking of cherry whiskey, would you like to know how many times “Whiskey” and “Taco Bell” are mentioned in this book? 19 and 36 times respectively, give or take, as I neglected to count the multiple not-so-subtle references to whiskey and/or Taco Bell.This collection of self-depreciating essays (if you could consider them that—stream of consciousness bulls***tery is more apt) is enough to make you want to cry from the painfully awkward lists and rants. For example on page 62, you can read a full list of the 40+ ingredients in a veggie burger. Yes, I just wasted 30 seconds reading a list that I could easily read in any grocery store.Again, I am not within his target demographic; he asserts that he "[doesn't] trust anyone under 35" and "everyone under 30 seems to be an idiot."I implore you, if you value your time, do not read this book. Gohs states it best, "This book will make you a worse person for having read it."*In exchange for an honest review, I received this book to utilize as toilet paper while I "besmirch my friend’s parents’ throne."*
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Frickin 40: Funny Stories About Middle-Age is a must read book! By Megan Wilson Gohs has done it again! From cherry whiskey to Steve the Hippo Gohs takes readers on a humorous tour of his inner thoughts and wishes. Laugh out loud funny, this one is a must read for comedy lovers!
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